Original quotes from Miss Yuliya George
On why mommy has blue eyes and Yuliya has brown--
"Momma, my eyes are brown because my daddy gave me chloclate, and you had none"
On loving your brother--
"Momma, I love you a lot. Momma, I love daddy a lot, and soldier too, but I love Cash a little bit."
On the loopholes to going potty in the potty--said in an authoritative voice--
"Momma, I can pee pee in the bathtime, but I cant poopoo in the bathtime right"
My response-- "Let's just put our hiney on the potty if we think anything is coming out"
On why I hit a red light--
"Momma, it means you need gas"
"keeesses!! ugg!! I yuy you"
On his sister---who he seems to misplace a lot--
"yuya? yuya? where ee yuya?"
On School buses--said screaming at the top of his lungs
"goo busssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goo bu!!! gooooooo bussss!!!!!!!"